Films le Jenkins

Films le Jenkins is an awesome website with homemade web videos. They span all sorts of ideas. Most of the videos star the comb-over. Other appearances by J.P. and Mac. Checkout all the videos. Especially Joey(people seem to like it). The site is www.flj.vze.com or www.filmslejenkins.vze.com

d00d FlJ totally ownz my face. The Comb-Over pwns all@!!11111!!11!twelve

by Mac December 10, 2004

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts n. A Hong Kong film studio run chiefly by producers/directors Joseph Lai, Godfrey Ho and Betty Chan. "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts" was responsible for some of the most low-budget, rushed, blatant footage-spliced, and senseless ninja movies of the mid-1980s. In other words, these movies RULE. You can't call yourself a true movie lover until you have seen a ninja movie produced by "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts"!!

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts is like a really low-class Shaw Brothers.

by Mr. Pirate June 10, 2006

I’m in Love With a German Film Star

I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me

I’m in Love With a German Film Star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me
It really moved me, it really moved me
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

film fetish

Describing the guilty pleasure movies one has, mostly pertaining to bad movies that you shouldn't watch, let alone like, yet you do. For guys this may include chick flicks or Disney princess movies; for girls it would be the action guy flicks or raunchy comedies.

"Jon, you know your film fetish is Hannah Montana."

by kartmaniax August 18, 2009

watching the films

used on woot.com forums as a polite way of saying the more vulgar "WTF." Often referenced with Manos: Hands of Fate (1966)

"That woot sold out in less than a minute."

"Watching the films?!?"

by sirlouie December 29, 2009

crash course film

a film or television series (such as the film and show Crash) in which multiple stories are told through different viewpoints, usually an overused concept found in many movies and shows

The movie Love, Actually is a crash course film because it shows the stories of different individuals

by Mister_E January 2, 2010

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010