fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019

Fig-gler

One who plays with themselves.

Oh my goodness... Hes a fig-gler!!

by Cocoasunshinequeen January 1, 2017

fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 25, 2019

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Figs

Figs is a term associated with a man who is considered "docile", as well as "submissive" having to do with a specific woman.

That guy acting mad figs, he is doing whatever she says.

by Real_Will_Devens May 14, 2024

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 20, 2024

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024