felcher

In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.

"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."

by 1873X December 15, 2003

Russian Monkey Felcher

The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!

Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !

by BB and Filth December 14, 2008

felch pig

someone who felches pigs.

Rason who enjoys a stroll down his local farm for a good felch of any pig/pigglet around.

by Michael Jacko May 13, 2005

Felch-A-Roni©

A SanFranCisco Treat!
A new name given to the act of felching. It can be sung to the Rice-a-roni jingle.

" Felch-a-roni©, a Sanfrancisco Treat. Felch-a-roni©, when your done you can suck my meat.
And when your done eating:
Mmmmmmmmmm Good, mmmmmmmm good, That's what eating Felch is, Mmmmmmmm good! ©

by Felcharoni December 13, 2006

Felcher

A gay man blows a load into another man's ass and then sucks the nut out of his ass, then spitting it into the other man's mouth, who then swallows it becoming a "felcher".

No man let's not go into that bar. It looks like it might be full of felchers.

by Badwelda July 4, 2008

felcher

after cumming in a womans ass. Felching is the act of sucking the cum out of her ass with a straw.

after I blew my load in her ass, i felched it all up.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

felch

The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.

A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)

by L A Lara October 17, 2008