Masturbation Sock

A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.

Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes

Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock

by Duhfee July 23, 2012

pocket masturbation

The act of rubbing your hard dick through your pants pocket

I was bored in school, so I was doing some pocket masturbation where no one could see me

by RTTHRFYL July 2, 2009

NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY

June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves

Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together

by Pornhubba June 10, 2019

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

by Silence March 28, 2003

masturbation

a normal way of relieving horniness. it actually is healthy and its better than going aroung getting pregnant lyk a hoe.

masturbation is normal. only prudes are agianst it. just dont do it in public.....

by jennylovesean April 26, 2006

masturbation

a simple form of "stress-release"

Jake: "Dude, there is too much homework here man; too much stress for me."
Dude: "Try masturbation, it's stress release"
Jake: "Yeah, thats right. Hey man, I'm going to need pictures of your sister then."
Dude: "Oh yeah sure."

by indigotenta November 9, 2007

masturbation

Manual stimulation of one's own genitals for pleasure, usually but not always to the point of orgasm. While views on the subject differ greatly among various groups, it is generally viewed as an activity whose primary purpose and effect is self-gratification; hence the term (or its synonyms, particularly 'wanking') is commonly used as a pejorative metaphor for other activities that are viewed by the speaker as accomplishing nothing besides self-gratification, such as self-aggrandizing internet trolling or focusing one's study on certain poorly defined subjects or doctrines, particularly in the Humanities.

"Post-modernism is intellectual masturbation, plain and simple!"
"Wanking: Making self-congratulary comments intended only to give an impression of your importance or intelligence." (Pharyngula dungeon page)

by Azkyroth January 10, 2008