floor fashion

The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing

Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently

by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020

Fashion Vigilante

One who punishes someone for crimes against fashion and good taste by ambushing them (typically in a darkened alley), then beating their ass while providing constructive fashion advice.

Devan crept from the shadows and went all fashion vigilante on the emo puss in skinny jeans; I've never seen somone so sexy inflict so much pain.

by Nightsider March 16, 2013

Hanger Fashion

A wardrobe malfunction that is hailed as fashion.
Derived from Hitoribocchi no Marumaruseikatsu, where character Aru Honshou forgot to remove the hanger from her school uniform, and when confronted about it, she proclaims it as fashion.

"Bro, you put your shirt on backwards."
"What do you mean? It's fashion!"
"You mean Hanger Fashion."

by TRIBAL CHIEF UCE October 30, 2021

Fashion gangster

Someone who dresses by their own rules, not looking to follow the crowd. They may wear a trend, but only if it truly expresses their individuality. Usually a mix of high end and street fashion.

She's wearing a Gucci bow tie , vintage white blazer, and checkered vans. Fashion gangster!

by Iwrotethat August 29, 2017

Fashion orgasm

When your friends attire comes together and she's so excited about the outfit she's chosen fashion Bliss occurs and it triggers a sexual orgasm.
Scantily clad items that trigger a sexual response in either male or female genders

Girl that outfit is so hot I think I just had a fashion orgasm..

by Fashion popo May 25, 2021

fashion plate

to dress in styllsh clothes; to look successful, to look well dressed.

Joe's a nice guy, but he's no fashion plate. Just wears jeans, white socks--you know the type.

by JG 1 May 3, 2022

Fashion Stupid

When you knowledge of fashion is far below standard fashion or does not make any sense to the majority of people. Fashion that cannot be placed in the following categories The modern classic, The sporty natural, The funky urbanite, The trendy fashionista, The artistic eclectic, The bohemian hippi, or The rustic redneck.

Girl #1 "Did you see that dress that Debbie was wearing, with those shoes."
Girl #2 "She is so fashion stupid, some one should report her for being a fashion victim."

by Musashi78 October 1, 2013