Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs

Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!

by william shatnered January 3, 2011

farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

by David99 April 30, 2007

turd farmer

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.

"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"

by buttcote July 7, 2007

Ganja Farmer

a) Someone who grows Marijuana

b) classical computer game: protect your fine weed against the evil DEA by killing them with multiple weapons, i.e. Machine Guns, Bongs etc.

"Jah says: More herb!"

"Don't take my Gun-jah!"

by Lapdelem July 1, 2004

farmer style

The act of ordering a sandwich with the most common ingredients however combined in such a way that makes the sandwich so unique that it should be named for its recipient. Farmer style also carries over into the workplace where it can describe the act of completing a task in the most unusual of ways ex. a new method of marksmanship which greatly improves hadicapped shooters.

"Farmer style cheese steak please".

by Stan Da Man August 12, 2006

farmer hankey

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.

Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!

by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005