farkle

the origin of the game rock -paper -scissors.

I'll farkle you for shotgun

by rossta January 26, 2005

farkeling

the act of sucking your sperm out of another persons ass with a straw

When I was done hittin my girl in the dumper I grabbed a straw and went farkeling.

by sailor in a drum January 18, 2009

farkled

Very, very messed up

This computer is completely farkeld - time to reformat the hard drive and reinstall the OS.

by Tim July 10, 2003

farker

someone who farks

drew curtis

by spanky October 7, 2003

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

Farkel

Another name for cannabis.

"Lets go smoke some Farkel."

by WASSUPandy February 11, 2010

farked

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

by wallofshame January 26, 2011