Fappened

That you've already fapped

"Man, it already fappened"

by ErrolLaLlama August 30, 2015

fapperware

Materials that are used for the act of fapping such as magazines, lotion, lube, soap (ouch), sock, etc.

Now where did I place my fapperware collection.

This pic is so faptastic it's going into my fapperware stash.

by Funjelly November 3, 2015

Fappenstance

Something that happens by chance whilst fapping.

John was cranking down full throttle and Linda walked in by fappenstance; impressed by his tenacity she jumped in to ride his glory clutch.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

fappetite

Fappetite,(noun), one's desire to masterbate.

"Once the butterface turned towards him, he lost his fappetite."

by Ray Charles Barkley February 25, 2017

Ghost-fapper

Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.

“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”

Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.

by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023

The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.

It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.

“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”

by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023