Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011

failzinga

The use of the word bazinga created by the not-nerd show The Big Bang Theory, which showcases sad and dumb fake nerds.

I just replaced your toothpaste with denture cream. Bazinga!
Failzinga!

by bigbangunbeliever December 11, 2012

your rugs are falling out

an expression; used to imply that a person is acting madly or has said something absurd

x: i really love the smell of poop
y: dude, your rugs are falling out

by jjsmith128 October 14, 2014

Falling Freak

A slightly retarded person named Val who falls unconcsious off of beds.

Val fell off of the bed due to her unconcsiousness.

by Anonimous July 26, 2004

filingual

The cool way of saying a person knowing five languages.

When i grow up I'm going to be filingual!

by Purplelotus December 31, 2006

frailing

A replacement for the word fucking.

I can't believe that frailing bastard just cut me off.

by Lisen January 23, 2006

free falling

The effect of smoking a bowl of opium and cocaine. Frequently, opiated hashish is used in place of dried opium resin (lump or powdered), due to availability, and cocaine base is preferred over any of its salts. Free falling is much mellower than shooting a speedball.

Jules: (Speaking in slow motion:) Wwowww ... Duuude, I was free falling for, like, almost forever, until I totally went away and zoned out. Load another bowl of that shit.
Vincent: We didn't finish the first one. You're such a lightweight, you'd have slept through Amsterdam!

by insidiot October 27, 2018