facepalm

A hand, face jester when one palm covers the face. It also can involve shaking your head in despair or embarrassment. usually used when seeing Cult of $cientology failed attempts to cover who the really are

Do you see the add on Urban dictionary for The Cult of $cientology? "Insert facepalm"

by bobby McPrescult April 21, 2008

FaceSpace

v. To simultaneously spend time on Facebook and Myspace

Jenn, if you could facespace it a little less you would cut down the amount of time that you are online.

by Andrew van Leeuwen May 2, 2008

Facespam

A notorious group of organized criminals known for their tyrannical and mischievous Facebook mannerism. Similar to the Mafia, Traids and Yakuza but on Facebook.

Yeah Facespam just murked my picture I got 1337 notifications when i got home.

by Creepah Joe December 16, 2008

facepimpin

The sourcing phase in a cyberpimp's product-cycle, achieved through the use of social networking sites such as facebook. Women found in this manner are then added to the digital harem.

Cruk'D - "aiiiiiit... what u doin"

Mplicit - "facepimpin, where the ladies at sun"

Cruk'D - "jeax"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008

facepanty

A man or woman driving a car alone wearing covid mask.

You never see any Facepanty driving cars w/trump stickers on them.

by jerk store June 8, 2021

Holy-Facepalm

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)

Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*

by Tidwell (the REAL one!) January 23, 2012

faceplate

in the world of music royalties, means facilitate.

"Let me know what I can do to help faceplate the audit..."

by babyboomusica January 1, 2008