facesquat

The practice of two or more facebook friends carrying on a conversation on the wall of a third mutual friend who does not use or otherwise check her facebook account very often. Facesquatting is especially effective after 9pm when wall postings are unmonitored by many users, especially those with kids or day jobs.

Dude let's facesquat on joey's wall - he's away and will have no idea for at least a week that we've had this conversation about his new girlfriend on his own wall!

by manhattanxfer December 18, 2010

FaceSpace Pose

"The Facespace Pose" - When you take a picture of yourself with your Cell, holding it up high, thrusting your bum and boobs out and making that discustingly un-erotic pout? Worse Still with a friend in like pose?

Gernick was so pleased with herself. She was so hot in her Facespace pose that she received instant hits

by Nedd4u January 1, 2011

Facescaping

Shaving.

You look like you need to spend some time Facescaping, just a big-ol chin of pubes.

by TheWorldsMostAwkwardMan May 29, 2011

Facechatrape

When facebook chat does not work..

facechatrape! Let's use skype -.-

by jonasbull July 9, 2011

Facehooker

Someone who is not on Facebook, who uses your Facebook to check on people.

"Will you check on Facebook to see if this guy is on there?".

"Gosh, you such a Facehooker".

by beanedog June 17, 2011

FaceSlave

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.

Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.

by ghi07 July 20, 2012

Facesurf

To go scan through online photos and profiles with no particular intent except to people watch.

Brandi uses Tinder to facesurf when she is bored.

by CThumbelina August 16, 2016