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Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face 

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.
Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?

Fucking Dickhead 

1. Someone who does really stupid shit with absolutely no reasoning behind it.

2. Someone who will will believe in something with nothing to back it up, yet won't believe in something no matter how much proof you give them
Kid 1: Dude, why the fuck did you rip up my bookbag for absolutely no reason!?

Kid 2: Because you have different opinions then mine.

Kid 1: You're a fucking dickhead you know that?

Fucking degenerate 

Someone who makes compliments to an idiot beat-boxing in a fucking useless situation
Fucking degenerate: hey! Great beat box!
Beat box dude: sounds good man, Fucking degenerate!

fucking moron 

A pejorative term for someone who knows absolutely nothing about fucking.
It came to light that he had never had sex before but somehow it just seemed cruel to label him a fucking moron.

Fucking Machine 

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !
Fucking Machine by zguy September 26, 2009