Freezer rust

When a dumbass lets a Dairy Queen ice cream cake melt and then put it back in the freezer, the cake gets freezer rust.

Why would you let the ice cream cake melt and put it back in the freezer last week, dumbass, now it has freezer rust

by Urban cowgirl December 23, 2017

freezervation

Freezing to death and dying

"Oh no Jeffrey died of Freezervation!"

by Bob Willbert February 18, 2018

Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.

-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?

by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018

Freezer Baby

When you are cloned and your clone is still in its fetus form and is put on ice so when you die you can live on your life as your clone

Andrew: I hope one day we can have freezer babies in our world.i wanna live forever

Vasia: what’s a freezer baby ?
Andrew: it’s your clone that’s put on ice

by Neon_paint December 3, 2018

freezerculs

the ice in your freezer

theres a lot of freezerculs in that freezer mate

by SH13 March 28, 2019

freeport

located in northern illinois, freeport is a crack town. they just got a starbucks but everyone working there needs proactive and a makeup wipe. don’t drink the water bc it is brown and you will contract multiple types of very sophisticated rare stds. everyone there is just low life white trash drug addicts. that’s where you buy a bag of cheap weed for $1. to be popular there you have to smoke cigarillos and drink cheap liquor. also find people at their houses and beat their booty. you’re either white trash, or like 6’4” and dating a guy that’s 4’8” like a pedophile.

hey do you wanna go to freeport today?
~no, that place is like alabama but worse.

by epommiofff June 15, 2019

freeport

town in northern illinois that is home to lots of black crackheads trying to fight you. i used to live there and i had some ugly homeless man asking me if i had a blunt or some cheap alcohol. at 7am. i once walked outside and some girl with weird legs that were jiggly was chasing her loser cheater boyfriend with a 50 pound rock. there’s an area near the ymca/highland community college where if you live there, there is a 100% chance that you homeschool your kids. white people are minorities. most are mexican and black. some chinese people came to freeport middle school once to look around and were taking pictures and kids were saying ching chong and telling them to not eat their dogs and that they should hide theirs. there are mass police chases after school. only chinese people in town are the nail people. the only thing good about that town is that the orchestra is the longest lasting one in american schools. you will be woken up in the morning to hood music. you walk in groups of 30 out there. there is a lovely store called adams market where the owners pray 25/8 . kids still use facebook out there. ugly ass bitches think they’re the shit. union dairy is good but once i got this bitch with hand herpies touching my ice cream. someone once drove through the state farm building. there are two of each thing bc each side is different levels of ghetto. they have like 5 housing developments. you can see the us bank building from anywhere in town. locals hang out at the library.

hey dude i’ll be staying in freeport for a while.

~you gon die

by epommiofff June 15, 2019