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funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.
Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.
by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017
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Blog Fog

Blog Fog is the pollution and obfuscation of news and debate to the point of public confusion or apathy via over-reliance on blogs, "tweets" and other "secondary" news sources.

Such sources are highly prone to distortion of facts, rumor propagation and incorrect reportage; yet are increasingly mixed into the source pool of major news organizations.

Incorrect information as well as intentional misdirection becomes part of the story and is difficult to remove from the public consciousness.

Blog Fog can be used to create doubt about the facts of any story simply by posting contradictory information. Then the very existence of contradictory information can be cited as proof that there is no right or wrong answer, that "both sides" could be right, and so a fog is created.

Blog Fog is similar to the "fog of war" in concept.
All these conflicting accounts of what happened were being spread around and the facts got lost in the blog fog.
by lordjupiter January 10, 2011
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Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
by hax0rmort October 11, 2019
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fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.
" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"
by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017
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Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.
DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!
by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018
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Fag Fog

The large cloud of fruity smelling vapor emanating from the yap of a douche flute addict.
Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog

The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.
by Lunicus May 23, 2019
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