Flopset

The incapability of carrying out an activity or event.

1st person: Yo fam u on goin cinema today?
2:Nah fam dats a bit long
1st person: Ahhhh U Flopset!

by CokeC March 6, 2011

floppopotamus

The creature most students turn into for the first few days of summer directly after final exams when all you do is get high at home alone and avoid standing except when absoloutely necessary.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you planning to do after exams are over?"

Person 2: "Probably sit at home for a couple days just bein a total floppopotamus."

by stressedgradstudent June 11, 2011

flopshot

The few seconds during a porno, or sexy scene in a movie that just kills your erection dead. Either the camera cuts to the hairy cum-face of the man, some pet or animal comes on set, or something particularly gross happens, killing the mood.

'Ah man did you watch 'horny home alone amateurs 11'? I was just about to shoot my load when her dog comes in the room and starts barking, fucking flopshot should have been edited out.'

by sickfiction11 January 15, 2012

flopolopogus

<fl-opo-lop-o-gus> 1.) an irregular dangling penis. 2) a penis that hangs upside down.

The doctor said your flopolopogus won't lead to premature ejaculation!

by Hans Jobs January 27, 2012

Flopopotamus

One who flops their limbs in a cute way, usually in the early morning or late at night.

Boy: hunny stop being a flopopotamus so we can bang

by Megaustcronyd August 12, 2013

flopportunity

A flopportunity is an opportunity that was passed up or ruined.

I can't believe Shauna didn't apply for Harvard even when she knows half of the board! What a total flopportunity.

by lambdaradiation October 28, 2013

Flopsy

when you can't get it up.

1."my umberella is flopsy"
2. "My penis is flacid (flopsy)"

by jazzisgiggity May 6, 2014