Feeding the Geese

see jackin' the beanstalk

Whenever Dan's door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he's feeding the geese.

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

feed the beaver

a tem used to describe the act taken by a stripper when a dollar bill is folded and placed on the flat surface where she is standing (usually a stage)in a triangular shape pointing up, the stripper then proceeds to squat down and picks up the dollar with her hairy little beaver. if the puntang is shaven see feed the kitty

I love playing feed the beaver with Candi at the strip club

by Da Snake August 27, 2006

feed the boy

To feed the "boy", all you have to do is let your schmack "feast" or insert itself in a vagina, usually in a lewd sexual act. Or at least in a manner that involves placing money in the hands of the woman.

James: "What did you do last night Benny?"
Benny: "Well Joanna came over to the party at the Hammer's place, so I got her drunk then I let her feed the boy."

by J_Burns June 22, 2007

feeding the kitty

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feed the beaver are also used.

Feeding the kitty is gonna take much more lube than I thought.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

feed the trees

camping slang- to urinate after drinking lots of beer, you always need to "feed the trees"

That beer goes straight through me, I better go feed the trees

by Gumbyisme October 19, 2006

News Feed

Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.

Josh friended some random girl
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition

by oaone September 08, 2006

feeding the cats

What you say on the phone to let the other person know that you can no longer talk freely because someone has entered the room.

Jamie "So what did you do last night?"
Erica "I'm feeding the cats"
Jamie "OK, tell me later."

by T.M. December 23, 2005