Fapper Dapper

The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.

That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!

by Poco baci May 30, 2018

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

app fapp

1. the action of incessantly playing with a new app

2. playing with an app out of boredom

my boyfriend seriously app fapps on games

by Lady Dollface March 29, 2014

Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017

Fapper

Someone who pulls his wiener while thinking of a Caroline

Wow, that lazy guy is a real fapper!!

by LazyFapper January 28, 2012

Fapout

Fapout is the tired feeling you get after jacking off

Bob: Hey man I just couldnt sleep night any tips?
Jack: I drink a little, then I combine it with some fapout,
I sleep like a baby

by StrickenMasterC December 6, 2011

fapoo

Fapping while Pooing.

I am gonna go to the washroom and take a fapoo real quick to relieve myself.

by Matt Novak July 19, 2017