Fap Safe

Something in a video or a picture that is normal to masturbate to, usually including partial - if not full frontal nudity.

Something fap safe can include a hot chick's cleavage, or a woman's ass.

by Xerox48 July 11, 2012

Fap Cave

Your favorite place to masturbate in peace. Your fortress of fap solitude.

What does Eric do all day?

Idk probably fap in his fap cave.

by Arnold palmer October 9, 2014

Fap Tax

An offering voluntarily paid to a content creator after a good fap that resulted from free content.

*Faps* Wow, Betty just put on an amazing free live show, and I feel obligated to pay the fap tax.

by Jake Fapper July 29, 2021

fap jacket

Any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one's ejaculation.

This picture is really fappable. Now, where did I put my fap jacket?

by white_castle March 21, 2011

fap fap

an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation

I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.

by yayaluvshearts August 24, 2008

Fap and Win

A school of thought based on the inequality:
Fapping > Sex + Pain.

Stated simply the pleasure one derives from fapping is always greater than the pleasure one derives from sex when the pain of non-sexual female interaction is taken into account.

I used to freak out all the time trying to get laid, both about how she'd act afterwards and whether 9 months later I'd hear from her. But then ImperialExecutive taught me how to 'Fap and Win'. I am a changed man because of FaW.

by Rusty_Shack1eford September 23, 2010

Fap Captain

Literal: Someone who masturbates more than they have sexual intercourse.

Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.

*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.

Tom: Is John coming with us to the bar later?

Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.

Tom: What a Fap Captain.

by Esteban Soto Sanchez Rodriguez March 2, 2010