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entitlement

1. A common ailment of fanboys and fangirls; Such individuals believe that because they watch a program, buy a product, or attend a show that they are on the same level as the person (or people) who worked on the entertainment that they enjoy. Whenever things don't turn out how they think it should, they bitch, whine, and complain.

2. A common ailment of some persons who identify as white; Some may claim that they do not see race (i.e. say they are colorblind), but they'll inevitably cry about blacks being criminals, browns being illegals, and reds being corrupt casino owners. A few may have token praise for the yellows being responsible and better than those other not-so-Model Minorities. They are fans of stereotypes. Such individuals believe that they are completely flawless and often go out of their way to point out the flaws in others. They love treating a few people as representations of everyone they hate. Whenever they don't get a job, it's because of affirmative action. When they don't pass a test, it's because the teacher was being mean. When someone calls them out for having a stupid opinion, it's the fault of political correctness, liberals, Satan, fascists, etc. No matter what they do, it's always someone else's fault.

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Both definitions tend to have individuals who match both types of entitlement. If you encounter such individuals, make sure to mock and troll them to no end for lulz.
A:

Damnit, I've been a long time fan for a long time! *insert person here* should cater to MY demands and if they don't I'm going to make a massive ass out of myself online! I won't stop watching. I won't stop reading. I will however keep going on and on and on about how my *favorite series/one true pairing/whatever* is forever ruined. My head is big, my brain is small, and I have a ridiculous sense of entitlement!

B:

Damnit, I'm a REAL American and everyone on this planet should bow to me! I DESERVED THAT *insert position here* and if I don't get I'm going to *whine/babble on Fox News/glare at black people/drag my useless ass to a Tea Party protest*! My head is big, my brain is small, and I have a ridiculous sense of entitlement!
by Hoppered July 11, 2010
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enthata

Is a Scientology term referring to those who do not hold their same views, in fact the exact definition of the term means: enemy.
I am an enthata to scientologists.
by thisistherealspyder May 1, 2008
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eatathon

A smorgasboard of food. A buffet of delicassies. A number of food items served at once to a group of friends. A hectic cook up of massive proportion.
Example 1:
"I could eat the balls off a jockey and chase the horse for seconds! Let's cook up an eatathon!"

Example 2:

Geoff says "hey boys lets get some ladies around tonight for an eatathon"

Big Dog replies "how bout we get your mum around for an eatathon"
by Big_Dog_Breno July 13, 2011
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etat

Everything's a thing. Everything has already been done already.
by Etat September 26, 2013
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Council estate cocktail

A mix of cheap alcohol used to make drinking it slightly more bearable

E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant
Person 1: What are you drinking?

Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?
by Qwertyasdfghdjihfebfbnuecn November 2, 2010
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Lowlife entitled

Lowlife entitled;
When someone thinks they are better than the rest but depend on others for survival.
Don't wipe your ass with the hand that feeds you moron.
Lowlife entitled:
Yo, Rick brags about all the cool stuff he owns all the time. Like hey check out his new car and apparent although they are under his sister's Name and she pays for them too. What a lowlife entitled asshole.
lowlife entitled assholetool pathetic moron dumbassloserenvious jelly arrogant lowlife crackhead stupid piece of shit entitled leacher
by Marley18 July 26, 2016
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Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement

Any article which contains the words 'Quantum Entanglement' must also contain the words 'Spooky action at a distance'. This rule is an absolute physical constant with no variation.
Joe: Every article I read that has the words 'Quantum Entanglement' also has this retarded Einstein quote about actions.

Larry: Yeah, don't you know you ignoramus? It's Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement. They have to do that. It's a physical constant!
by faxis2k November 22, 2010
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