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Eden Prairie 

Eden Prairie is one of the richest cities in Minnesota. It is full of upper class, white citizens. The kids don't know what to do with all of the money that surrounds them. The lifestyle is classy and full of parties. Money is not an issue for the people of Eden Prairie. Eden Prairie also has some of the best sports teams in the state due to the fact it has the biggest high school in the state. Eden Prairie= pampered, privileged lifestyle
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A bunch of gay kids who cream there pants everytime they see a female
Hey why are u frightened “

“ I’ve just been to Eden boys

Eden basin 

Eden basin is a type of a wild animal.
This type of animal is a wild sex predator that will attack everything in it's way.
Guy 1:"yoooo dude it's Eden basin it will molest you!!!"
Guy 2:"noooooo!!!"

©️Ido Elbar
Eden basin by cockslapper444 June 8, 2021

Eden Vellinga

A girl whose eyes glisten and her smile blinds everyone she crosses. She gives boys butterflies, and that twinkle in her eyes just take breaths away. No one can compare to her. Girls envy and boys are awe struck.
Did you see that Eden Vellinga? She is breathtaking.

Eden Baylee 

Eden Baylee is Canadian and writes erotic stories
Eden Baylee by Eden Baylee August 20, 2011

Eden Prairie 

a city full of stuck up rich kids. a suburb of minneapolis, nuff said. teens in E.P are usually arrogant spoiled brats that mooch off of their parents paycheck, and use cell phones and ipods as a status symbol.think that they are tough just cuz they lift weights, when in realty, they wouldn't last 2 days in some of the rougher parts in minneapolis.
Eden Prairie population: 95% white, 1% black, 1% east african,3% latino
Eden boys the shittiest school in the united kingidom. If you ever want to be a rapper and rap about being in the can then this school is the right one for you. Its a prison. Also it’s a School full of males meaning majority of the students are homosexual excluding the members that joined in 2013. If you want a school full of annoying teacher and strict rules you’d get it in an army come to this school.
John: Ffs back to gay prison

Tom: ahh your Back to Eden boys
Eden boys by Ghanja December 17, 2018