Edleritis

When one engages in sexual activity with an Edler causing body defects and other severe mental and physical abnormalities.

Client: whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.

by Blake Denver November 8, 2007

eder

Being completely useless. Having the qualities of a complete moron. Often confused with raging homosexuals and the homeless.

Also can be used as a verb for someone who engages in activities that involve consuming and destroying.

Holy balls batman that man was utterly eder.

That man totally edered that shit.

by 0341kill December 18, 2008

eder

one who plays excessive amounts of violin, building up his anger, resulting in an extremely violent jerky attack filled with vehement swings and jabs with the arms and hands

hey eeeeeeee-durrrrr, what's that thing on your face?

by The Asian Sin-sation November 9, 2003

Edera

The state of anything that can be described by a single shriek... Edera. Or then again in a questionable tone Edera?

Scott: Hey martin what are the digits contained in pie?
Martin: Edera?

The Eemoooo was like bubba dara de.
The Bilby replied... Edera.

by Ruprectsnutsaq January 5, 2011

edde

That one girl u want

me

by pynkxpryncess August 5, 2003

elder

Gay men who prefere to take cock from behind.

"Check out that dude, he's a total elder"

by alexlovesbutts January 1, 2007

elder god

the ancients themselves.. very dangerous. Don't cross the elder gods... their powers are more vast than you can comprehend

the offspring of an elder god is often mistaken for a monkey

by Rupert March 23, 2004