Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.

Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.

by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

earlygrab

Grabbing your skateboard by the nose, rail, or tail in preparation to do an aerial while still riding across the flats.

"That kookjust did another earlygrab in the kiddie bowl."

by ankowai April 20, 2017

Early Dick

Having sex before going out on the town.

Leaving work early to go get some.
Kind of like a noon'er.

BP: What time are we going out?
HB: I need to finish up and get some early dick.
BP: So five minutes after you get home.
HB: Going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
BP: Ok, get the early dick but don't forget to double up that shit tonight!

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 22, 2017

Early Onset Hypothermia

AKA EOH. When you are so damn cold it hurts.

Sweet Mother of God I wish I would have used a jacket. I think I have Early Onset Hypothermia.

by ACSprain771995 November 26, 2017

Early Childhood Educator

The forgotten Stepchild of the school board.

“Wow I didn’t know you were the ECE(Early Childhood Educator) I thought you were the teacher.”

“Wow you’re such a great ECE(Early Childhood Educator) why didn’t you become a teacher.”

“ECE’s(Early Childhood Educator) should really get paid more, you do the same thing as me” -Teacher

by The Forgotten Stepchild June 19, 2018

Earless Cars

It’s basically when you and your mates go out on a madness kicking off the wing mirrors (normally when your drunk) of a car.

In a sentence:
Bob: “Yo Jim!”
Jim: “Wag1 Bob”
Bob: “Earless cars!”
Jim: “ohhhhhh....”
*Jim kicks off the side mirror off*
Bob: “ohhhh shit, you really did it this time Jim”

by SKTheWolf October 31, 2018