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Triple-dicked 

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.
Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.
Triple-dicked by mcake June 12, 2010

Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.
Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.
Rubber Dicked by Jack Bard August 26, 2013

out-duked 

To be beaten in a fist-fight known as Duke It Out. Usually the winner is the out-duker. This means the person is superior at Duking It Out.
Man 1: I hate you so much!
Man 2: Me too!!!! Let's Duke It Out!!!
Random Bystanders: DUKE! DUKE! DUKE! DUKE! DUKE!!!
(Man 1 and Man 2 fight until Man 2 finally knocks Man 1 out.)
Man 2: You have been out-duked!!!!
(All the bystanders cheer)
When the first dicking wasn't enough.
Kathy was unsatisfied with her lover and requested to be Re-dicked
Re-dicked by spookypooky December 31, 2014

Spook Dicked 

When a guy places a white handkerchief on his dick so it looks like a Halloween ghost and chases someone around the house with it.
I was hoping to get some action with Brad last night but all he did was act like a child and spook dicked me
Spook Dicked by LameGinger123 July 28, 2017

fung ducker 

Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).
I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!
fung ducker by Seezar Sewickley October 22, 2017