Eamon Doubt it

A sentence commonly used by one brained friends of any guy named Eamon.

Hey is Eamon skipping Class, "I wouldn't Eamon Doubt it".

by Retroman1 August 29, 2018

Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020

Doit

A reference to someone who is a complete idiot, jackass, or just plain dumb. Use when someone does or says something stupid.

Bobby- Dude Jimmy, what is road head?
Jimmy- Wow dude, what a fucking doit!
Shiquantamisha- Ya, that kid is dumb as shit.

by Sooper Nigger October 2, 2005

wii doubter

A person who thinks that the Wii will flop. Often talk about how it is for little kids just because it has games such as Mario and Zelda. They often have lower IQs and haven't bothered to learn anything about the Wii. If you encounter one of these simply point out that the most hardcore genre isfps and it is ten times better on the Wii. If they continue to diss the Wii then point out that racing and fighting games are ten times better also. Many of them will continue to rant on about how it's for 3 year olds even though you provided proof.

Wii doubter:The wii sucks and is for toddlers

Wii player:really then why is the most hardcore genre best on the wii?

Wii doubter:UUHH 'cuz it's dumb and for little kids.

Wii player: what the hell are you talking about the wii is for adults AND kids.

Wii Doubter: UUUUHH (falls over from a brain overload)

by theslin December 9, 2008

Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.

Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!

by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009

Dorito

Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.

"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"

by emerson parker October 26, 2016

Dorito hangover

When one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a Sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. And in some cases sudden death.

Oh shit, i had the craziest Dorito hangover this morning then i died.

by SHAKEzullaaa October 9, 2009