dinksqueezer

Someone who loves the penis so much, strokes it everyday 'till boredom and pain strikes physically and mentally - therefore needing to find a different way to pleasure himself ( squeezing ) . This squeeze should have a firm grip and should be squeezed like a stress ball.

Man1: Look at that man over there, he sure is a dinksqueezer.
Man2: Woah, he sure squeezes that dink hard!

by pokemonmaster343 October 22, 2010

Doink

Another word for a spliff or joint.

That fat cunt said that he smoked some big D O I N K S in amish

B I G Doink. Gang

by DiamondMiner95 November 18, 2017

doinka

A British saying of your rude or mean person and only care about yourself.

Bob says"That dude over there is rude and never shares" Billy responds with "I know he is a fucking doinka mate."

by Pussy Smasher Og 360 No scope February 1, 2018

Doink

A doink is a marijuana filled blunt or joint, although it originates from the word joint.

Hey pass the doink
Let’s roll a doink
Who’s got the doinkage

by ra1nes May 27, 2018

Doinkie

Another word for a blowjob or oral sex

Did you hear? Ian got some doinkie after the party last night

by sabrinawitch October 1, 2018

doinkgod

A doinkgod is a person who is skrein 24/7.
He isn't that good of a rapper but when he raps, you can hear the dank.

Doinkgod: "yeH YEH, DOINK DOINK *tokes* DOINK *tokes* DOINK DOINK *cough* *tokes* *tokes**cough cough*tokes*
Mier: mdr, this guy is such a doinkgod.

by Lil Mier January 22, 2019

Doink

Noun: The buffoon of the friend group who won't shut up about international cuisine and bouncy balls.

Synonyms: Jerk, idiot, fool

Doink: Why do you get the bouncy ball?
Intellectually superior friend: Because I had the prior claim you DOINK!

by Kevin the Crackhead February 7, 2019