How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?

The term used in frustration when trying to get legitimate Urban Words In To The Dictionary

I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:

"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"

by Webserf October 21, 2012

rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai

kinda weird at the beginning

depressing at the end

dude 1: meh, never really liked rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai
dude 2: i will grind your kneecaps into a power for my clam chowder

by poop man man poop February 17, 2021

E.coli does it better

a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.

chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'

by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009

Briggsy Does Brighton

A legendary homosexual porno film starring gay artist Briggsy. The movie opens with Briggsy hitching a lift to England's gay capital in a caravan. On arrival he buggers his way through the city's gay clubs. A particularly memorable scene shows the arty dwarf bumming a Portuguese trans-sexual over a bar stool whilst a fruity-looking barman douses him with a soda syphon.

Fruity queen: So Briggsy, what title did you give your film in which you do Brighton? Something really clever?

Briggsy: Of course. I decided to call it "Briggsy Does Brighton"

by Colin Cummerbund December 9, 2006

My boat does not shake in your particular direction

Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.

Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.

Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!

by ella555666777 October 25, 2011

Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.

Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"

by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009

Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

Hilarious quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. Used excessively in Arnold prank calls which can be quite hilarious. The term who is your daddy which derrives from this usually is an expression of personal superiority to someone else or to emphasize a victory.

Johnny just beat Tom in a videogame.

Johnny: "Who is your Daddy?"

Jim is screwing Sharon and making her scream quite loudly in orgasmic ecstacy

Jim: "Who's your daddy bitch? Who is your daddy??"

Sharon: "You!"

by Perverted Senin August 25, 2003