Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

Doing a JJ

When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.

Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ

by Strategy King November 9, 2017

docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty

by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018

Doing 4 miles

Term used to describe someone who is pretty high

"Damn, that dude thinks he's a frickin' llama, bro"
"I know man, he must be doing 4 miles"

by Smoop-inator July 9, 2020

Doing A Dev

1. Someone who is always late to social gatherings/events. Normally by at least an hour.

2. When you make ‘special requests’ to the chef

3. Someone who can’t take banter and pulls out the race card.

4. Someone who forgets their ID at Wetherspoons.

5. Someone who will walk miles to go to a non chargeable cash machine instead of paying a £1 fee to withdraw.

He’s Doing A Dev again.

Have you got anything gluten free?

by D alahan October 21, 2022

Doing a Jonno

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.

He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.

by Olthepol January 19, 2023

Doing the Doohan

Doing the Doohan refers to harnessing the inner 'Mick Doohan' world famous motor bike rider while you're slamming the clam from behind take these steps...
- Thumb in the bum
- Crank it to 11...
- And rev it up! (mimic revving a motor cycle accelerater)
*NOTE: FOCUS ON THE AXCENTUSTION OF YOUR AXCELERATION OF HER BUM HOLE... THUMB VIBRATIONS AND WRIST MOTION IS INTEGRAL!

(SPEED IS KEY)

Founder: Nicholas Michael Douglas perry

Doing The Doohan is defined as 'Whilst slamming the clam I started doin tha Doohan'
'I think she'd enjoy doin the doohan'

by nick old mate August 4, 2023