pimple distraction

When your having sex with a woman from behind and her ass pimples cause you to go limp!

She was hot, but the pimple distraction looked like puss filled ass craters and killed my boner.

by Richardo Cabesa March 22, 2017

Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

Attraction Distraction

When a female/ male uses their attraction factor to an advantage to get something from you.

Ethan "Bro she is definitely pulling some sort of attraction distraction on you!"
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."

by Suscucumber May 10, 2020

Make A Distraction

The greatest band in the world. Full stop. The kind of band you would happily give your new puppy away for to a butcher just so that you could listen to them once.

Tom cruise- Some one fucking film me... i'm not getting any attention

Producer- Make A Distraction

Tom Cruise- ah makes sense now

by Emeraldpandora August 20, 2009

discracted

Being sidecracked due to smoking fire

I didn't notice the sofa was on fire cause I was discracted!

by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021

The Red Light District three course traffic cone

This act is when a human take oneself to the local prostitution district and selects himself a worth partner. The then a traffic cone. You the then design a three course meal menu. (This is where you can really get inventive). After preparing your meal you take traffic cone and place it firmly into the whores anus. You the slide thre three course meal into the traffic ramming it into her arse. You then place yourself under a glass table where she or he releases the concoction onto the surface of the table. The then continue to eat the mixture from the table.

Fucked a prozzy at the week end gave her the red light district three course traffic cone. Pancake rolls chilli and a trifle!

by Echoalien May 21, 2020

Keystone school district

Very white school. Full of rednecks, and country kids that bully everyone. Awful food and staff. Extremely stupid political teachers. Half of the girls are lesbians. Avoid this awful school.

Keystone school district sucks

by SlimySquirrel69 July 30, 2020