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self-disgesting

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.
Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-disgesting!
by Yogs April 1, 2007
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Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.
"I think I need a Penial Distress session."
by THOT.exe January 17, 2018
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Wash Dishes

Becky: What are your plans for the night since TJ's OT?
Tiff: Just relaxing, have to wash dishes later.
by BeanTownRaider April 20, 2020
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cleaning the dishes

When a girl that a guy likes a-lot is just used sing him and actually cheating on him with all of her friends while he is home missing her.
Friend of hopeless boy: hey bro I heard your girl is cleaning the dishes, it was some 69 or 70 action.

Hopeless boy (me): No way she would never do that to me.
by Hopeless boy69420(70) December 10, 2019
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Emotional-Distress

What women do not realize sometimes is that men are not equiped to fully deal with emotions. So for instance when they are pregnant and going through mood swings it effects us. The moment we become fathers or when women fail to realize just how hard it is to be men can lead to EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.
I first exprienced "Emotional-Distress" When dealing with my pregnant girlfirend's/Wife's Mood swings.
by Don E torta August 18, 2011
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washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty and you can feel her bones
“Hey baby can you give me a butt massage?” “Alright, even though you’re so flat it’s like washing dishes” “love you bb”
by shrekxy September 19, 2019
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side dishes

The assortment of female friends that a girl brings with her to your party. Typically, some are more appetizing than others.
Hey John, this is a major league sausage fest. When is Ann arriving with those side dishes?
by Gisli February 17, 2008
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