disneytized

Censoring stuff for little kids and schools

Editing out profanities for pollictial correctness.

They only present the light, not bloody side of war.

They disneytized the war for school textbooks.

by Mark Nazzaro May 16, 2007

Disney

A company that buys everything.

Person 1: Look, Disney bought Fox...
Person 2: Well Disney bought my mom!

by The7Guy October 26, 2020

walt disney piss

an explosion of piss most common on long road trips and plane rides. it is so powerful that it cracks the urinal. the name is derived from walt disney shit

Damn I’m about to take a Walt Disney piss once we get off this plane

by waltdisneyshit March 15, 2018

Disney Channel

Disney Channel used to be a very good channel before 2006. Later on, Hannah Montana started and destroyed the whole channel. It ended later somewhere in 2011. Somewhere in the late 2000's, a new show called Wizards of Waverly Place came. That show ended earlier in 2012. Somewhere in 2010, Shake it Up aired and that's when the channel started going downwards.

All they have on Disney Channel is their sluts acting like they care about their fans and the fans go like "OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT CECE JONES'S NEW SONG?!". Actually, this channel doesn't want to show that much commercials of other places. Instead, they mostly use THEIR commercials. All you see is commercials of their upcoming shows, their "This is Me" fillers, and their, um, shitty music videos. This channel has gotten so lazy, they aired a commercial having the year of 2010 in the middle of it. Their sitcoms, I mean decoms, are just movies that are made from the same sluts they use in their shows. Nearly every slut in the channel sings. Even their Shake it Up channels are horrible!! Girls are pretty much copying every single thing they do on Disney Channel. This channel is aimed towards 7-12 year old girls. If you're a boy and you're over 20, shame on YOU. The only reason I watch Disney Channel is because of Phineas and Ferb. That show is awesome.

The bad part is that this channel is filthy rich, so it will stay up for a pretty damn long time.

Girl 1: Yess!! Shake it Up is next on Disney Channel! *does some dance moves*
Me: Oh Lordy.

by XCLAUSOX October 27, 2012

Disney

The rapists of the star wars series, seriously fuck disney. Also the disney channel sucks.
Fuck you disney.

Guy 1: Hey you know that disney cancelled Star Wars 1313 AND Clone Wars!
Guy 2: wtf seriously?
Guy 1: They're also gutting the Expanded Universe.
Guy 2: omg fuck disney, and I bet Star Wars 7 is gonna suck a giant bag of dicks.

by dudemaster1001 May 18, 2014

Disney Adult

People, usually millennials, who are obsessed with Disney. Disney Adults may want to have their wedding, honeymoon, and birthdays at Disney Theme parks, and will often own lots of Disney merchandise. Some people find them annoying or childish for liking these things, and ‘Disney Adult’ is occasionally used in a derogatory way.

“What’s your opinion on Disney Adults? My friend thinks they’re super annoying, but I don’t really mind them.”

“There’s so many Disney Adults nowadays, I can’t stand it.”

by UnbiasedDefinitions May 24, 2022

Disney Dad

A father (usually divroced or separated) who tries to compensate for his absence by giving his kids everything and taking them everywhere during visitation.

My ex is a Disney Dad, he takes the kids to the zoo, the game, the movies, the carnival and shopping all in two days, when its his weekend with them.

by T.L.R. July 13, 2009