Dickcheese

The cheese that a male produces at random points in the day. Normally when they are alone eg. In a house.

Oh no, got dickcheese over the sofa got to clean it before my parents get in!

by EarlyBtw April 21, 2021

Dickcheese

A person whos worse then a dickhead

Person 1: Did you know he cheated on multiple people?

Person 2: No, what a dickcheese.

by Lesbian.fuckass July 22, 2021

dickcheese

The true flavor of a man. Face it anyone can smell like soap. Take it from the load cheese himself. The girls will go wild for your discusting little culture!

Human headcheese yogart. Cultured under the dampness of an unwashed penis. Filled with the finest dairy products available.

by Cheezyone! January 6, 2003

Anus Dickcheese

Best name in the world to give your child if you wish them to be ridiculed for the rest of their life.

Anus dickcheese

by oldrat May 14, 2011

dickcheese

Jews don't get it.. Because their dick is severed at childbirth.. Who the fuck severes your fucking wang at childbirth?
What sick fucks are these people?
Hitler was right to wanna take 'em out.

Jews'll never have quality dickcheese like "the rest of us".

by Aqualung April 10, 2005

Dickcheese

Used when someone makes alot of jokes including the words Dick Penis Cock etc

"Hey guys. PENIS! hahaha"

"Aw c'mon. enough of the dickcheese, it's old."

by Nycho T January 5, 2009

Dickcheese

This is a substance in your penis which is caused by your penis sneezing this is also called cocksnot this is when you release cum and some of it stays trapped in your skin.

Person 1: “man I need to get rid of my dickcheese”
Person 2: “ooooh another night out”

by Ch0m3Fus1on October 15, 2019