self-diagnosed

someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.

white girl: I have self-diagnosed depression
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?

by suckmyteninchpp January 19, 2021

Dingo

Infanticide, baby removalist, etc etc

I used a dingo to get rid of my baby

by fucknuckle September 6, 2008

diagnostic

A combination of two agnostics.

Thomas: I'm agnostic!
Anya: I'm agnostic, too!
Thomas: That makes us a diagnostic!

Person 1: I know these Siamese twins who think the existence of God is unknowable.

Person 2: Ah, yes, another case of diagnosticism.

by Thanya October 20, 2012

Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

dingo

a slang term for penis or dick

that man has a huge dingo

by Jim Bob Doe May 28, 2006

diago

a black Mexican; a black hispanic; mixed African-American

'' Tell that diago I said to bring his mixed ass over here!''
'' I call him diago cuz he's mixed.''

by jumpstreet November 13, 2013

Dingo stole me nublet!

What a high-level character in an MMO game such as World of Warcraft says when his low-level friend is picked off by a lucky shot from another high-level character or NPC.

Also a World of Warcraft guild on at least one server.

OMG that dingo stole me nublet!

(Character Name)
<Dingo Stole Me Nublet>

by Traffic-Cone-Liberation-Force September 9, 2006