Pelosi Derangement Syndrome

The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements -- nay -- the very existence of Nancy Pelosi.

Person A: "I may not agree with everything Nancy Pelosi says, but that domestic policy agenda she supports seems pretty good, doesn't it?"

Person B: "What?! Queen Pelossshhi?! She's bad for America! She's drunk on power! She supports corrupt politicians! She's a defeat-o-crat! Have you seen her nose? She's an obstructionist! Limiting debate on bills was proper THEN, but NOW it's just hateful partisanship! Did you see how she didn't stand during the SOTU address? She hates our troops! Forget about the minimum wage, health care, jobs... I don't need any of those! They're just tricks to help the terrorists win!"

Person A: "Wow, you have a serious case of Pelosi Derangement Syndrome."

by jmeckler- December 12, 2008

drain my liver

to pee, to urinate

I need to go out to drain my liver.

by potap December 25, 2009

detain

to hold back from doing something

She had to detain herself from eating too much candy.

by iliiiii June 27, 2006

Desaint

An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

by k-flava January 21, 2007

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

I couldn’t do anything yesterday because I was just derping all the time.

by Zxnoregretsxz December 3, 2020

dergin

derives from the words der kid. it is simply used to make some one feel like a complete asshole when they say or do something stupid.

"I want to start a rock band and become famous"

"dergin..."

by unrescued October 4, 2008

derping

when you’re scared and cough at the same time

*cough cough cough* “ahhh i’m so scared!”

-derping

by June Storm December 3, 2020