the chewbacca defense

Johnny Cochrane's defense.

Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.

If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.

by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005

Cheese Defense

She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.

After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.

by timmy gruich January 18, 2009

Rittenhouse Defense

A term used when someone claims self-defense after they provoked someone. Named after the infamous Kyle Rittenhouse case where the defendant argued for self-defense while it's argued on whether or not he provoked the shooting.

Person 1: "That man claimed self-defense in court after he shot her!"
Person 2: "He's pulling the Rittenhouse Defense."

by GuyWithBraces November 23, 2021

The Twinkie Defense

Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"

Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out she was a fat girl named "Lora"!

by Kat May 2, 2004

Chewbacca defense

A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.

Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>

by ME April 19, 2005

Civilian Defense Front

The gayest faction

Look at those Civilian Defense Front guys. They're confederate wannabes who fuck their cousins.

by nerby nerb the nerbiest nerb May 24, 2018

chewbacca defense

The act of dipping or chewing tobacco to give an energy boost to guard against becoming tired or worn out. Another meaning for the phrase from the South Park TV show.

"I think its time for some chewbacca defense."

by eric st March 30, 2008