When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.
by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007
Get the defense mode jesusmug. Abbreviated as TDS,ROBLOX game were you use towers to kill da enemies. Also known as wait for income simulator, understand russian simulator, outlaw simulator or carry people simulator. The logic on this game is weird as fuck because some guy with glasses can get hidden detection but a futuristic space thingy suit guy can't. Also half of the towers are nerfed like they were eating glass shards every day. The creator BelowNatural is pog not gonna lie but please balance the game. Also people say its a copy of TowerBattles
Guy1: "Hey wanna play Tower Defense Simulator"
Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"
Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"
by BluerevengeX November 24, 2020
Get the Tower Defense Simulatormug. The legal argument that no sensible person would take you seriously. This argument was used by Sidney Powell, a batshit crazy attorney who spread Donald Trump's false claims of voter fraud. Powell was defending herself against a lawsuit by $1.3 billion Dominion Voting Systems.
"Mrs. Powell, You made false claims of voter fraud." powerfully said by prosecutors.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.
by George's_Bush March 30, 2021
Get the Sidney Powell Defensemug. by Chalkey May 6, 2011
Get the Ultimate Defense Modemug. Player 1: This game is too grindy for early players.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.
by The Real Nathan December 18, 2022
Get the World Tower Defensemug. by Erazias November 22, 2021
Get the Tower Defense Simulatormug. The best faction in After the Flash: Mirage, when comparing it to your other two options (irrelevant yankees or the asspulled libertarians). The Civilian Defense Front is a 'communitarian' based group, in which scrap towns across post-Flash North America work together within their communities to share resources. The goal is actively to stand by the people, for the people, utilizing a civilian-based Militia to enact said goal.
Level 217: 'I heard the Civilian Defense Front lost the siege of Cliffguard.'
Level 503: 'Not surprising when you're up against 3 LPMs, 4 Mark II SEAL suits, a pre-emptively placed IED on your mortar position, and 'everybody is asleep' on the night of the raid.'
:m 'You were .50'ed in the head.'
Level 503: 'Not surprising when you're up against 3 LPMs, 4 Mark II SEAL suits, a pre-emptively placed IED on your mortar position, and 'everybody is asleep' on the night of the raid.'
:m 'You were .50'ed in the head.'
by OOC Sniper May 27, 2021
Get the Civilian Defense Frontmug.