Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.

John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.

by Robjef622 May 6, 2017

Decorating the tree

“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

by Deekp145 December 5, 2019

decoriyana

a girl who acts nice but really hurt in side got love for some niggas but they don't love her back she also can beat a hoe up if she have to she will get out of pocket sometimes she will move on to the next nigga and she can be a loving person and she don't play about her mama and she love pooh shiesty that her husband and her bestfriend is carlasia

my friend decoriyana will beat your ass

by poohshiestygff November 22, 2021

shit decorator

A friend or co-worker that is angry or in a bad mood about unrelated issues, that enters the room and starts bitching about any and every little thing to release stress. (Thus decorating the room with their bull shit.)

"Yeah the boss must have REALLY been up Travis' ass today because he was acting like a total shit decorator after the meeting."

by reliant6 February 18, 2009

Grammatical Decorum

A long-forgotten art of language mastery that once graced the realms of the written and spoken word. It's all about showing respect to grammar by adhering to its rules and structures like a boss. When you possess grammatical decorum, you wield the power to impress, persuade, and avoid embarrassing language blunders.

- When Brenda saw her friend's atrocious grammar in a text message, she couldn't help but cringe. Armed with her red pen emoji, she swooped in to save the day, sprinkling grammatical decorum all over the conversation like fairy dust.

- Dude, that guy's got serious grammatical decorum skills. His emails are like symphonies of correctness, and I can't help but feel inferior when I read mine aloud.

by JONSTEINWAY July 29, 2023

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

Decollateralize

To remove an object from risk of repossession in the event of a loan default, by assigning another object as collateral to the loan amount in its place.

Sissy, I own my car free and clear, now that you have decollateralized it by making Dad's car collateral for your loan instead.

by FoxxDogg June 27, 2005