damon salvatore

sexy as fuck salvatore brother
amazing
wonderful
fuck me pls damon x

"damon salvatore railed me last night. hes amazing."

by haha beans May 14, 2021

Damon

hot mother fucker who loves bourbon

damon loves his bourbon

by damons wife May 20, 2021

Pulling a Damon

To be so drunk that you leave a party or scene without letting anyone know or being seen by anybody

Pulling a damon,Leaving without letting anyone know.

by Pulling a Damon May 30, 2021

Damon

Greasy ass bitch, annoying as fuck
fumbles everything, usually seen in discord or Roblox chats
cannot do jack shit in a group project

"holy fuck Damon, the report was due yesterday"
"how the shit balls did you mess that up Damon"
"shut the fuck up Damon, you greasy motherfucker"

by white af crayon August 13, 2025

damonism

a religion found in southern ireland where people worship potatoes as gods

#potato #religion #damonism

by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025

Damon moment

Refers to Damon “Dmoney” Fish

A damon moment is when you don’t think or use context clues before speaking

Roman: Yo i just got 100 on my math test
Jackson: Yo same i did too
Damon: Yoo what did u guys get on your math test
Roman & Jackson: that’s a damon moment
Damon: Huh

by wockseason October 22, 2025

Damon moment

When someone says or does something stupid without thinking it through first — usually something that makes everyone stop and go, “bro…” Named after Damon, the usual who somehow turns brain farts into daily events.

Jackson: Yo I just got 100 on my math test!
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.

Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.

Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.

by Damonmoment October 26, 2025