diggity dangit

you say this when you screw up on shit

oh God diggity dangit, I forgot to pull out

by elpapisr May 5, 2019

god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

g' dangit

Common phrase used by American fathers, especially the white ones. It is a substitute for the phrase " God damn it"

Example: "G' dangit, my lawnmower done gone an' broke again"

by idcwhatimdoing August 24, 2021

g'dangit

Common phrase used by American fathers and popularized by a youtuber. It is a substitute for the phrase "God damn it"

example 1 : "G'dangit, my lawnmower done went an' broke again."
example 2 : "You're holding the flashlight wrong again Timmy, g'dangit!"

by idcwhatimdoing August 24, 2021

Universe Damnit

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic-appropriate of expressing "God Damnit".

Universe Damnit! Wtf is happening? Don't you dare tell me that!

you are hot af, universe damnit! bs!

by LingDanc803 September 27, 2023

Muhammad dammit

Often used to express emotion about an imaginary person. Muhammad dammit means to say that something was funny, surprising, or crazy.

Person 1: *Drops a bucket of paint on third floor.*

Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!

Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.

Person 2: I'd like to see you try.

Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*

Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*

Person 3: Islamophobia!

Person 2: He tried to hit me first.

Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit

Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.

Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?

by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025

Law of Dammit

When you get or do something and a better alternative reveals it self shortly after.

Guy 1: "I brought home this brunette last night, but once we got to my place her hotter blonde friend sexted me to come over"

Guy 2: " The Law of Dammitmy friend"

by Oceanmotionpotion July 7, 2014