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Douchey Choo Choo

When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.
Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011
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Music Douche

Pronunciation: \ myü-zikˈdüsh\
Function: noun
Date: September 6, 2009

A person who thinks they know more about music, and have better taste in music than anyone they know; one who only likes obscure bands, and who stops listening to musicians once they gain notoriety. When asked what kind of music they listen to, a music douche will answer "indie" even though that describes nothing.
“I just don’t really care about The Beatles, I mean there were so many bands from that period who were more talented.” –Elayna

Well yeah, but you don’t have to be a music douche about it” –Eliza
by The vermafia September 8, 2009
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Double Cheeked Up

Someone with an immense amount of ass
"bro did you see me yesterday in those green shorts"
"Hell Yeah! You were Double Cheeked Up"
by DoubleCheekedUp May 3, 2019
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doubleplusgood

very, very good. from Orwell's "1984." as opposed to "plusgood," which means very good, and "good," which simply means, "good."

From a fictitious language called "Newspeak." Using Newspeak instead of English was supposed to prevent "thoughtcrime." (q.v.)
Oh, they renewed the Patriot Act? Doubleplusgood!
by Susie Asado May 27, 2006
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doubleplus

1. A prefix used to create the superlative form of an adjective or adverb. Also used for emphasis to stress an idea/emotion. Is superior to the prefix "plus."
ex.
doubleplusgood = fantastic/wonderful/amazing/etc.
plusgood = great/fine/better/etc.

This term originated from George Orwell's novel, 1984 as a part of the modified English language of Newspeak. In the book, doubleplus was used to eliminate "unnecessary" words to limit one's vocabulary/ability to express.
from the book...
"If you want a stronger version of "good", what sense is there in having a whole string of vague useless words like "excellent" and "splendid" and all the rest of them? "Plusgood" covers the meaning, or "doubleplusgood" if you want something stronger still. "

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Larry: Did you just see that three pointer I just made? It was doubleplussweet.

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Gregizor: Our IB internal assessment is due tomorrow!? This is doublepluslame!!
by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
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DOUCHEBAGGERY

The act of being, and the official language of the douchebag. Douchebags can be recognized by their Ed Hardy attire, spiky over-gelled hair, spray-on tans, brostaches, failure to wear a shirt over their wife beater, and their strange vernacular. Use of words abbreviated like "legit" (legitimate) "ridic" (ridiculous) "jelly" (jealous, mostly used by the female species of douchebag) and most importantly YOLO (a word too douchey to to even define). They often refer to others of their kind as broski, and end their sentences with "yo".For them, dancing to songs like "gangnam style" and Ii'm sexy and I know it" is serious business, as they seem to believe they have "moves like Jagger". Often found in Jersey, douchebags are to be avoided at all cost. If, however, one finds themself unavoidably interacting with a douchebag it is recommended you use long words and DO NOT look directly at them. Prolonged exposure to douchebags has been known to cause douchebaggery in others. Run, fast and far, from a douchebag.
conversation spoken in douchebaggery

mike--hey broski, wanna hit the bar tonight? i heard the bitches are gonna be legit ridic down there tonight yo (rubs fake-tanned arms) and i am looking FRESH (checks out roided muscles in nearby window)

brad--yeah, brah, i can't wait to get my grind on some skanks. (he checks out roided muscles in nearby window) damn i'm swoled up yo, it's wife beater time for sure tonight yo.

tj--YOLO bros!!!

mike, brad & tj--YOLO!!!
by the stank pit January 12, 2013
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doughdy

any type of weed that will get you high as fuck....such as kush
ay yo bitch lets blow that fuckin doughdy already
roll up the doughdy
mmmm doughdy
BOMB DOUGHDY KREW
yo willy pick up a sack of some doughdy
by Rob luvs berries August 24, 2008
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