dirty doody

when he’s good with his fingers and know how to use his cock

he’s such a dirty doody

by dirtydoody69 May 09, 2021

doodie-hopper

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.

'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'

by Albert Speer November 24, 2007

American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 26, 2008

doodieing up

The act of consciously turning something of high quality into something that looks bad, terrible, or like fecal matter.

I'm doodieing up this design because the client wants it and it's the only way this will ever end.

I'm doodieing up my face to go out with my ugly friends.

by doodie dude November 04, 2010

Doody Fingers

Fingers that graze shit when one wipes his or her ass.

Wipe, wipe, graze, graze.....doody fingers.

by 3dPulp May 25, 2012

Doodie nugget

A fucking heinous slur, practically a war crime. This insult has the ability to mentally destroy someone in a way that shouldn't be possible on a mortal plane of existence.

"John is a fucking Doodie nugget."
"Holy shit chill dude all he did was commit mass genocide."

by duderuthless January 18, 2021