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We Don’t Believe What’s on TV

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.
Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!
by Bandito394 June 1, 2019
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Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!

A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .

In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022
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Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.
Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.
by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022
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National don’t touch me day

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap
Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro
by Dionta April 11, 2019
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This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.
I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.
by Huss22x December 5, 2021
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Don’t have a cow, man!

An admonition spoken to a male seahorse who is concerned that he's gonna give birth to sea CATTLE instead of sea HORSES.
Most creatures reproduce though the female, with the male providing fertilization of her eggs while their still "in her oven". But male seahorses do somewhat the opposite --- the female deposits her sterile eggs into the male's sperm-filled egg-pouch, where the eggs are fertilized and remain till they hatch. Once in a while, though, something goes wrong with the process, and the male becomes concerned that his eggs are turning into aquatic cattle instead of horses, prompting others in his clan to anxiously admonish, "Don’t have a cow, man!"
by QuacksO May 14, 2018
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Don’t let your meat loaf

This refers to when a gentleman or fellow individual such as yourself is about to leave the company of your own being and as he/she walks away you say “Don’t let your meat loaf” A common expression with Trades Workers
“Hey peter, great game lastnight mate”
“Thanks lad. Have a goodnight , have a goodnight bruv, and don’t let your meat loaf
“Ya fockn wot mate?”
by Drowsy6969 January 27, 2018
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