doctor shopping

Alternating doctors to obtain overlapping prescriptions. Most commonly done to obtain painkillers such as oxycontin.

The USA's highest rated radio host, Rush Limbaugh, was accused of Doctor Shopping to obtain thousands of oxycontin pills once he became addicted to them after treating his back pain. In April 2006, Limbaugh settled out of court in his legal troubles.

by Ryan Murray May 18, 2006

Doctor Hymen Nucleus

Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.

"Wow, T.J. has transformed into Doctor Hymen Nucleus!"

by Dr. Hymen Nucleus February 20, 2009

Doctor Phil

A no nonnsense talk show doctor that has the balls to call it like he see's it, unlike any other gun shy, polically correct, gotta protect my license at all costs doctors that are on the air. Unless you're a spousel abuser or child molester, ya gotta love they guy!

Don't make me open a can of Doctor Phil on you!

by Johnny Kovorkian October 20, 2008

Doctor Pantz

A guy that lives in Tucson, AZ, drives a little red car and can't stand baggy vinyl(thus causing him to spend hundreds of dollars at the local fetsh clothing store)

Hey, let's call Doctor Pants and make him fix our lame ass windows boxen!!!

by sixiLiX December 26, 2002

doctor jason

a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon

and now its time for........ DOCTOR JASON

by paolo April 8, 2004

doctor fudge

one who inspects mens rectums for nutty bits of fudge

did you see rob and sneuss playing doctor fudge yesterday. that was so gay.

by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007

Doctor Poo

Popular euphemism for 'I'm going to go do Doctor Poo.'

Other meanings of Doctor Poo are as follows,
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Shaking hands with Tom Titt
Choking a dark demon
Doing Ertha Kitt
My arse was just sick
Talking to god on the porcelain telephone
and the best one...
emailing your boss's letterbox with a dirty attachment.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 20, 2008