Derple Dyslexia

Comes in one of two forms:

1) Syndrome: A one time screw-up that is so foreseeable, that you have no idea how you made the mistake.

2) Disease: A lifetime of ridiculously terrible screw-ups that have complete an utter alternatives, yet someone makes that mistake and can't see where they went wrong. Cases can range from bad to severe based on the symptoms.

1) "Dude, I can't believe I walked into that lamp post. I must have Derple Dyslexia Syndrome.

2) "Man, that driver has ran 3 red lights in a row and just pulled out in front of an 18-wheeler. He must have Derple Dyslexia Disease.

by InvisaThreat August 16, 2012

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The sig master of PBR. Has been sigged 30+ times. One of the two members who keeps the stories forum alive.

LMAO, d-o-D, SIGGED!!!

by GranDream October 27, 2004

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dislexism

When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.

Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.

Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!

Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!

Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!

Kathy: Lol wut...?

by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018

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