destinesia

The act of spawning a new web browser window or tab and immediately forgetting where it is you were going to go, thus instilling a sense of panic as you know it was something very important you needed to do.

Similar to "GLB" (Getting Lost Behavior) or "cerebral originitis".

I'm staring at my home page again due to my destinesia, but can't bring myself to close the window.

by Rogi Ocnorb May 8, 2007

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Final Destination Moment

When you have a random premonition about your death and it causes you to make a drastic change in your actions.

Howie: "Whoa, check out that trailer hitched to that little Toyota pickup..it swerving everywhere!"
Jenn: "Can we speed up and get around it??"
Howie: "Why?"
Jenn: "I'm having a Final Destination Moment."

by soggynachosdirtyunderwear August 20, 2009

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destinie

Girls name, usually blonde and beautiful with a GREAT body and a great girlfriend only thing wrong with he ris that shes a vegetarian

damn, i love that bitch destinie!

by Mrmo1243 May 28, 2008

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Destined

A super hot black dude with along penis. He also flirts with a lot of girls and can’t stay in a relationship with a girl for a long time

Destined is hot

by BigDIck 101 October 29, 2018

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Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

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