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cyber monday

Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.
Forget those long black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Cyber Monday!
by LogicX November 28, 2005
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Cabrera

Going to work intoxicated or hungover. Term coined after Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 BAC the night before a game during the 2009 pennant race.
I know it's a work night but i'm still going to pull a Cabrera.
by basementcuts October 7, 2009
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Cyber-Trick

RiverDale slang word for PornStar or WebCam Porn.
Betty: *Phone rings* Hey, Kev, what’s up
Kev:Are you somewhere secure where you can talk?
Betty:Yeah, why?
Kev:Betty, I just remember where Chic is from.He’s a video gigolo, webcam boy,a Cyber-Trick.

RiverDale Season 2 episode 11 “Chapter twenty four: wrestler”
by GrumpyDiamond101 June 21, 2018
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cyber sex

When two or more applicatns engage in online sexual activites.
oh anna baby i love you
i love you too
oh harder
really aint i doing it hard enough?
oh please your turning my mother board on
oh god dont stop
floppy disk drive thingie flashes
oh my
oh my
oh my
james stop stop
why baby
i think this is wrong
it aint wrong
its all worth it in the end
okay babe whatever you say
• UNZIPS TINY COCK
• Licks ur tiny cock

Wow that was lame yet good
wow i hope my anti virus protection worked
i soo aint getting pregent

that was the most best cyber sex we have ever had.
by havea guess August 13, 2007
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Cyber Hoe

1. A man or woman who has cyber sex with multiple partners in one day.

2.someone who will cyber anything with 2 hands
Man she had cyber sex with 5 men in one day, she is such a cyber hoe.
by kritter October 1, 2004
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Cyber piss

cyber piss is when you get so into the video game that you are playing you forget about going to the bathroom. when you finally stop playing you walk 10 steps and realize that you have to piss like a preggo. also works with cyber hunger or shit.
"dude i played counter-strike for 9 hours straight and when i eventually got up i had to take the biggest cyber piss of my life. i was blowing full power for 8 min."

"thats fabulous, i took a 38 min cyber shit after playing WoW for 15 hours."
by riceshooter85 April 12, 2007
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Cyber Punch

When you get really fucking pissed at someone yer communicating to on the net or on the phone, but you are just not physically close to them so you just wish you could punch them through the phone or the computer monitor!
Fuck you cunt Im gonna fucking cyber punch you right in the face!
by Kyle Hack February 1, 2006
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