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myrtle curdle

it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.

Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(

Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.

ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
by MyrtleCurdle May 5, 2014
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Cum curdler

A female that is so repugnant, disgusting and haggard that when a man looks at her, his jizz literally, instantly curdles in his balls like old milk.
Dude, she has to Photoshop her pictures just to be ugly, she's a -10, a legit cum curdler. She looks like her shit could stain or even erode metal.
by Jinx_Havok May 27, 2017
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wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine
Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang
by Ryazaki Redd January 18, 2018
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Kacey Curley

Highkey a lil rat who snorts carrots and smells like my water. she lowkey bad asf tho
by noggers444 December 18, 2019
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Kacey Curley

shes highkey a cutie. kacey is vvvv pretty and highkey thicc af. she should really stop dying her hair because cause its finna die. she 5’2 and a whole shorty b
by noggers444 December 18, 2019
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Jake Curley

A very tall man that acts like an ape and always has an insane amount of energy. If you take care of him. he will surely take care of you. He is a nice guy at heart but a hard ass on the outside.
by RandomGuy746894 February 11, 2022
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Shane Curley

Shane Curley is the definition off pull like fuck loves the silage and loves the women aswell and also he loves a stag
by Catch him August 3, 2024
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