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Cummingbird

When you paint your dick red, cover it in maple syrup, and stand next to a hummingbird feeder until a hummingbird lands on your dick and feeds from your urethra
I dick is sore and sunburned from doing the cummingbird yesterday afternoon.
by THORAXX666 October 6, 2023
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Cumming, GA

The people who founded "Cumming, GA" 😭
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
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Cummins

Somone who cant grow hair, not because they have cancer or progeria, but because they suck, and even they’re own body recognizes that they do not deserve hair or food or love."
Yo Conner is such a cummins.

I know man fuck that looser.
by Ppoopoo April 26, 2024
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Cummins Law

In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.

This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.

Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...

Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)

My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
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Cummingly

When you do something with such steeze it makes people around you cum their pants. To do something cummingly is to do something so perfectly it itches the sexual part of a bystanders brain.
by footlongdick November 20, 2024
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Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”
Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.
by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024
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