A mountain pass near the juncture of Tennessee, Kentucky, and Virginia, popularized by the folk song of the same name. The Cumberland Gap is where neighbors go to drink a little whiskey and take a little nap. You are always fifteen miles from the Cumberland Gap, no matter where you are.
My liver is extremely unhappy with me because of all that moonshine i drank at the Cumberland Gap last week.
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When a man salutes you with his Cumberland Sausage.
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