Cumberbutchering

1. a phenomenon of people on the Internet butchering the name of actor Benedict Cumberbatch to such a degree, where it practically has no similarities to the original version, yet still is recognized by everyone.

- Buckingham Charizard
- Stop cumberbutchering, Andrew, you’re going to drive me insane!

by reesespuffssweater July 7, 2022

da cubs

The best team every assembled in 2004 which had Prior, Wood, Randle, Beckett, and The Big Z. Best team ever assembled no lies

Da cubs were the shit and should have beaten the Yankies

by Mike Web September 27, 2007

sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock

Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet

by Mister_E March 13, 2010

brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.

My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.

by supersab September 16, 2010

Scuba Crumbs

Those little leftover pieces of feces that settle on the bottom of the bowl after the water has been refilled in the toilet.

Dude, how about a double flush next time? You left all kinds of SCUBA CRUMBS on the bottom of the toilet bowl....

by TimMiller6969 January 19, 2011

brushing crumbs

Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing

Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.

by topgunthinktank July 23, 2016

stripper crumbs

The cumulative debris that falls into the stage during an exotic dance. Such debris includes body glitter, sweat, pole grease, hair, dead skin, and crumpled up one dollar bills.

The stage had to be wiped free of stripper crumbs before the next dancer performed

by strippercrumbsexpert August 14, 2016