wristy-cuffs

a way of settling differences by combining the brutal art of pugilism with the sensual act of a an aggressive wristy.

each opponent has one hand in a boxing glove and one hand on the others genitals. the aim of the game is to either force your opponent to retire by ejaculation or TKO.

ollie took the last Timtam so i challenged him to a game of wristy-cuffs. we're not sure who won but we won't be doing it again ... without lube

by jo mamaaaaaa February 27, 2025

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grab them fuckin cuffs

when you are hooking up with an individual and they say "grab them fuckin cuffs"

ex. "grab them fuckin cuffs"

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Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.

Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.

by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019

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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

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pledge cuffs

rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility

Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.

by sjrm19 July 28, 2011

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