Cuddle Call

Something bitches use to cock tease. Usually only enjoyed by said bitches or fudge packers who have yet to realise they like to pack fudge.

Chad: Zomfg stacey just hit me up for an awesome cuddle call.

Chads non gay friend: Dude, stop touching my ass.

by DeBoyWonder March 19, 2009

Cuddle flirting

Flirting with someone in an attempt to get them to cuddle with you.

"Sally wa so good at cuddle flirting, we ended up in each other's arms on the couch in no time."

by Trueman1 September 2, 2011

Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.

Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

cuddle rock

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.

"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

cuddle buddy

A person whom u can cuddle with cry beside and have little make make out seshes with. with no sexual intent of having a relationship or anything else.

“i want a cuddle buddy”

by Davis kane’s December 25, 2020

cuddle wuddle

when besties sea and julian and i are sleepy or cold we all hop on the bed and cuddle wuddle and fight over the blanket and big nelly julian would release toxic gas!

hey sea! i’m cold can we cuddle wuddle b

by stinky raccoon May 31, 2022

cuddle puddle

My wife and I are so in love, and in tune with each other that each night we both hold each other in the cuddle puddle after sex.

wet spotg spotfemale ejaculationsleeping in the wet spotcuddle puddle

by thurstyg March 4, 2010